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Awesome Gaiden Awesome Gaiden

Rated 5 / 5 stars


That's a fairly accurate repersentation of the game.
n00bs get slaughted at the tutorial !
and even if you become pro with every technique try doing those bonus battles in Ninja Gaiden Black it took me 30 tries to finish off a boss - but then found out it was at the 2nd out of 4 difficulty levels! O_O sadist japs

:the Composer: :the Composer:

Rated 4.5 / 5 stars

very good!

' Death Kill ' - is the most awesome band ever!
noise is underrated... (by weaklings)
clean music is overrated... (by weaklings)

anyway, very nice work on this one.. you get five stars !

Metal Slug:A.Y.N.S.B. Metal Slug:A.Y.N.S.B.

Rated 3 / 5 stars


That was really funny yo! the white pixels were funny in a very sick way

I just keep thinking... how did the thought of something like this get into your mind?? eh??
the only thoughts about sex with dead chicks in video game for me have been in 3D enviroments.. especially those with rag doll physics.
but 2D? and like, what is the situation in which this idea occured to you? your "pervertions" are interesting D:

Emanhattan responds:

I don't like sex on dead chicks pretty much,it is a disgusting idea,
all u must keep thinking while doing this kind of shit,is mixing the idea with something unussual,and that's it
(Sex on dead chicks +Metal Slug +i'm 2 sexy song=one good animation)
still,you rated it a bit low...
but humor is all that maters!!!!

Recent Game Reviews

Programming God Programming God

Rated 1 / 5 stars


This is the crappiest genre of games in the history of gaming. can't give it more than 2. and it has no relation to the game's title

Finding my Heart Finding my Heart

Rated 5 / 5 stars


Pretty much flawless
very well presented

Vector Boom Vector Boom

Rated 3.5 / 5 stars

ok it was nice but

there was a (last?) level where they all lined up in order from the simplest spaceships to the heaviest spaceships...
but everytime the heavy units suddenly come in dozens of them, it unfortunately became a pure luck game.
- if you have a powerup you kick everyone's ass if you don't you lose

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